Gossip Girl: "It's a Wonderful Lie" & "O' Brother Where Bart Thou?"
As the temperature falls along the Upper East Side, the lives of the famed Manhattan Elite just keep getting hotter and hotter. This winter, CW's Gossip Girl is predicting a scorcher!
With the annual Snowflake Ball just around the corner, Blair Waldorf finds herself reviewing prospective dates. To her dismay, none of them seem up to the task of meeting her discriminating standards. Bad Boy Chuck Bass is in the same position, and after some negotiation, the two agree to find dates for one another. To sweeten the pot, Chuck offers his limo to Blair for a month if she can find him a suitable mate, while Blair offers Chuck the temporary use of Dorota, her maid, if he can do the same.
Serena van der Woodsen, meanwhile, continues to date the free-spirited Aaron Rose. Although pleasant on the surface, she quickly learns his limits as he flatly refuses to accompany her to the Snowflake Ball. Dan Humphrey agrees to take her, but quickly becomes preoccupied upon meeting Lexi, Aaron's ex-girlfriend. To Serena's chagrin, Dan quickly reverses course, and invites Lexi to the Snowflake Ball. Annoyed, Serena twists Aaron's arm over his resistance to the ball, to which he finally breaks down and agrees.
The evening begins as Aaron makes it clear to Serena that Lexi intends on sleeping with Dan. Confiding in Dan, Serena is offended by his excitement over Lexi, and accuses him of not taking their most intimate times seriously. Meanwhile, Serena's level of intimacy with Aaron is questioned by Blair, and as a result, Serena ironically decides to give it all to Aaron after the ball. Visiting together after the festivities, Dan and Serena make up, but not enough to discourage them from finishing the night with other people. The two end the night by going in separate directions.
Blair and Chuck arrive at the ball with each other's dates, but are dismayed by the results. Looking more like lesser versions of the other, the pair quickly forget their respective sponsor, and start kissing each other. Sensing all may be lost, Blair and Chuck swallow their pride, and dance with each other to finish the evening.
Little Jenny Humphrey, meanwhile, is encouraged by the return of her friend, Vanessa Abrams. After the messy spat over Nate Archibald, Jenny is thrilled to move past their differences and continue their relationship. Vanessa is a little less eager to forgive, however, and chooses to lie about her feelings for Nate, while still hiding Nate's letter. The truth is instead left to Gossip Girl, who soon publishes a picture of Vanessa and Nate kissing.
Adding further complication, Jenny agrees to design a ball gown for ex-classmate, and member of Blair's crowd, Penelope. Still reeling from Vanessa's lie, Jenny is surprised to hear that the girls also resent Vanessa, and are looking for any opportunity to embarrass her. Sensing an opportunity, Jenny agrees to lend a dress to Vanessa that is completely see-through under heavy light. Although successful, Jenny's mettle is thwarted as she finds out beforehand that Vanessa is planning on confessing about the letter, and breaking up with Nate. After Vanessa is humiliated, Jenny is forced to confront an angry Nate, who tells her that he is disappointed in her. Running after Vanessa, Nate shows her his true feelings, and the two share a romantic cab ride.
Lily van der Woodsen faces her own set of challenges with her husband, Bart Bass. Meeting him face-to-face after the debacle over the private investigator, Lily lets him know that he is not forgiven, and that she has been avoiding him. While she does invite him to the Snowflake Ball, she is devastated to learn--in a following phone call--that he is speaking to his Private Investigator. Fearing the worst, she comes to the ball, and tells his secretary she'd rather be alone.
At the party, Lily reconnects with Rufus Humphrey, and lets him know that she's decided to seek a divorce from Bart. In a heartbreaking moment, Rufus finally shows his love for her, and admits that if he had gone to the wedding, that he would not have been able to see her get married. Chuck quickly notices the pair, and places a call to Bart. Learning of Lily's potential affection towards Rufus, Bart asks his private eye for the one piece of sensitive information that was not on any of her records: why Lily was institutionalized.
A mere second later, Bart Bass--father, husband, and founder of Bass Industries is dead. The car Bart is riding in crashes, killing Bart instantly, and leaving Lily to manage the increasingly difficult factions within her family. Adding to her worries is a message from Bart before the collision, letting her know that he is aware of her relationship with Rufus, and that he knows her secret.
Her secret, it turns out, is being marketed to the highest bidder by one of Bass's private investigators. Chuck, however, is the only bidder, and while he initially calls Lily a"whore"for it, it is something that he decides to destroy instead of releasing it publicly.
Chuck suffers tremendously following the loss of his father. In addition to arriving late to the funeral with a head full of alcohol, he lashes out at Dan for his attendance by directly blaming Rufus for his father's death. Furthermore, back at home, Chuck even tears apart the apartment just so he can find his father's will. In a panic, Chuck tries to leave, and even coldly blows off Eric van der Woodsen. Blair follows, and even her heartfelt proclamation of love cannot stop him.
Lily, meanwhile, faces equally challenging decisions. She completes much of the planning for the funeral, while balancing the weight of her entire family and the arrival of her mother, CeCe. From the inside, CeCe learns quickly about Lily and Rufus, and instantly discourages Lily from ever seeing Rufus in that way again. To the contrary, Lily does see him again, and even wins the approval of Serenawho is no longer dating Dan. CeCe responds by telling Rufus Lily's big secret, which in turn plays out as the new "couple" begin their winter vacation. Assuming it was a pregnancy that sent Lily to be rehabilitated, Rufus asks: "So is it a boy or a girl?"
At the same time, Serena is at a rare loss of words as Aaron asks her to vacation with him in Buenos Aires. Unsure, she asks Dan for his advice, but he refuses to give her an easy answer. Realizing later that he would rather not see Serena leave for Christmas, Dan visits Serena to give her a more heartfelt answer. It is too late, though, and Serena responds by telling him that she has moved on, and that she has decided to leave.
Cyrus Rose, meanwhile, asks Eleanor Waldorf if they can move the wedding date up to the very next day. Jenny steps in and offers to make a wedding suit for Eleanor, and after some hesitation, she agrees. An intimate affair, the wedding is celebrated with the likes of Blair and Dorota.
On Monday, January 5th, Gossip Girl returns with "In the Realm of the Basses," an episode that promises to answer some of our most burning questions. With the death of his father still fresh, can Chuck recover from his temporary insanity? Meanwhile, can Blair defend Serena, Lily, and Chuck from The Colony Club?
Will someone's life be altered forever?
To find out, stay tuned and stay fashionable,
--Alaythia















